tiktoks-i-like:

savedtiktoks:

anyways here’s a rare smile for u folks before i spawn my wings and fly off to georgia

don’t feel like going through the hassle of fixing my follows today so catch me with that shit tomorrow

@bananashindig i’ll get the tubs of ice cream we can make a day of it

i woke up with a massive headache and i’m probably gonna cry about it

@pleaforpeace thank u for ur input it starts now

abstractboi:

Conspiracy Theory:

“It’s raining men” and “Let the bodies hit the floor” are the same event just from wildly different perspectives

butterflyinthewell:

The government can call the July 4th 2019 Mojave desert incident an earthquake all they want, but we all know it’s really a Monarch conspiracy to cover up Godzilla activity.

[Animated gif: Godzilla walks out of smoke, his footsteps shaking everything around him, and ROARS.]

@godzillas-big-fat-diary 

(This post is a joke.)